I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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