Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Are we still banned from the library?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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