we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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