His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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