Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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