I could have mohawked her pubes.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm sobbing to NWA
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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