don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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