um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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