just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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