Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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