I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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