I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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