i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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