were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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