you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Be still, my beating vagina.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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