The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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