Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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