So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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