"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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