Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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