During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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