i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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