It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize