So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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