the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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