so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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