we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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