The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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