Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We had sex on a dog bed..
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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