My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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