Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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