im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
As shirtless as possible
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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