Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
