What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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