I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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