arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
what day is it and did you see me today?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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