we have officially lost it.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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