OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Dick very happy bro
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