elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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