And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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