At least make sure they are 18
Why
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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