I hate your face
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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