i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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