so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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