We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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