how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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