i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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