i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
you had me at cake vodka
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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