Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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