Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
