are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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