Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
We are two peas in an std pod
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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