SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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